MHS University Campus
Next to the university building is the official school cow paddock, where thousands of cows eat, sleep and hang around. Please keep away from the cow paddock – we suspect that over half the cows are carnivorous and will tear you to pieces with their claws and beaks if you get too close. But remember our university motto: past performance is not an indicator of future results.
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MHS College Campus
The college building is right next to the free student accommodation, making it easy for students to move between them. Outside the building, right in the front door in fact, is a huge bonfire that never goes out. Perfect for rituals, sacrifices, and toasting your marshmallows! Unfortunately, it also blocks the front door completely, so we’ve installed a large tree that you can use to climb in the window. |
MHS Highschool Campus
Our beautiful high school is located in the middle of a cow paddock. Three connected buildings form the campus, along with a single outdoor public toilet. The middle building of the three is actually a huge maze, which all students will have the opportunity to navigate before year ten. Maze traversing will help high school kids learn valuable skills, such as problem solving, math, navigation, survival in the wild, running, self-defence and first aid. |
MHS Primary School Campus
Our primary school is scenically located at the bottom of a large ditch. A stream running along the bottom of the ditch gives primary school students easy access to free, clean drinking water, a privilege that we unfortunately cannot provide to high school, college and university students.
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MHS Preschool Campus
MHS has 20 acres of land dedicated to pre-school education. Children at Midlands Highway Preschool will not be limited by buildings or teachers. Without these restrictive abominations, children will develop far more naturally. In fact, the conditions at the Midlands Highway Preschool mirror the actual natural upbringing of many other animals. Kids will be encouraged to roam free in the woods, learning valuable survival skills. This will also thin out the pack so only the strongest and most ruthless children will survive until primary school.
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